As a fat person it is important not to be delusional. It is vital that you know you are fat and to, amongst other things, dress appropriately! I have not taken my shirt off in public in years and do you know why? Because I know that I am fat! I don’t want to cause people to have nightmares or unexpectedly lose their lunch at the sight of me! If I wear a shirt that is not tucked in I wear a t-shirt underneath so that I don’t expose my 24-pack ab’s to the world.
Regrettably not all fat people either care- or recognize their girth! We have all seen them out and about. These are fat people that wear completely inappropriate clothing that either fails to caver enough acreage, is exceedingly tight or overly colorful making them look like a circus clown.
I am often caused to wonder if these people lack both mirrors and friends that can alert them to their fashion nonsense.
So I beg all of you- when you are asked for fashion advice by someone who says “does this make me look fat?” Please, please, please say yes if it does. Do it for them and do it for us- please?
Fat Joke of the Day:
I’m so fat that once a month they push me through the Lincoln Tunnel to clean it!
Dietary intake for the day:
4am – GoLean Crunch with blue berries.
7am – Two slices of low sodium deli turkey breast and green grapes
10am – Cashews
12:00 – Single serving packs of Birds Eye Steam Fresh Vegetables – one each of the brussels sprouts and corn. Strawberries.
6pm- I had some grilled chicken with brown rice.