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Holy Crap!!!! Ok- it is out there for the world to see! Actually I am a little happy that it wasn’t over 300 like I expected! Tom and I spent the pre-weigh in period drinking beer and Jack Daniels with Tom who kept punching me in the chest saying that he refused to be my pall bearer!.
The reality is that it is what it is. I will never be heavier and will only go down from here right? Seriously though-I know at least two people who weigh 146 pounds each and I ‘m two of them duct taped together! How I got here doesn’t matter – all that matters is how I get out right?
Here is the rest of the horrible truth- belly circumference at its widest point – 56 inches! Bra Size- 35 triple D (just kidding but I at least have teenager pre-pubescent man boobs!)
My idea of starting this site seemed wise a week ago – today I’m not so sure! Tomorrow I start the new me- support me or mock me I ask- just hold me accountable!